Tag: lol
Having a villain for a boyfriend would be like having a cat: he would live for snuggles, never come when you call him, have glow in the dark eyes, and leave dead bodies on your doorstep.
Me about an inhuman looking monster/alien/anthro: gddmn I’m so attracted to this character
Some dude: wtf???
Me: haha chill it’s a joke
Narrator: it was not a joke
character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*
me:
character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*
me:
character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*
me:

me: reblogs something
[a very little time later]
me: lmao did you see this post?
my sister: …you reblogged it from me
Goblin (2016-2017) | which meme are you?
tag yourself i’m “staying alive is my special skill” goblin































