I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy cocktail party.

b99week – day two – favourite cold open

only the best and most infamous scene in the entire show

reading slow build fanfics

sexwithstilinskiandhale:

before:

during:

after:

nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays:

jujunghe:

ectonerd:

do other countries have a holiday where they make a crap load of delicious food and that’s all that they eat for the next few days until they hate the food they made

in Italy we call it “sunday”

hardyness:

Tormund definitely thinks he has a shot with Brienne. It’s the way the Wildlings are. The women are so strong. They’re equals. They all fight. Like with Ygritte, she has to fight as well as everybody else. When a Wildling is rejected that means ‘thumbs up.’ Kristofer Hivju

Aquarius: So oxygen went on a date with potassium… it went OK.
Libra: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium… OMG.
Aquarius: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.
Gemini: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.
Libra: Looks like someone’s a HO.
Gemini: NaBrO.
Leo: I’m done with all of you!

jt7755:

kelleyelizabet:

sex scene = the audience is uncomfortable and learns nothing

Sax scene= the audience is impressed and learns love for the saxophone

legendsofcomics:

+ BONUS

b99thingsv2:

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Meme: [5/5] of Holt’s best Wuntch burns

warmbun:

me: *wailing dramatically while wandering the halls of my dark mansion in a long black chiffon dressing gown with a black feather trim that trails behind me about a foot over a simple and elegant black silk slip dress, holding a fully lit candelabra and leaving a trail of wax drippings on my hardwood floors*

my spouse: *turns on the hall light* we fucking talked about this