lmaoo – persephone's corner

#klaus never anticipated parenting a teenager would be this hard

Mood board for the fbi agent that watches me

me: i want to buy new books

the 10 unread books i bought last year, staring at me from my bookshelf:

khancrackers:

kingkilling-and-stormlight:

Person A: hey why do you look so tired and have bite marks all over your neck?

Person B, who got fucked within an inch of their life the night before and is about to invent vampires: oh haven’t you heard?

#and that mans name was lord byron

You made it better

surprisebitch:

real life character development

captainshroom:

the year is 1888

me, the first palaeontologist to dig up a triceratops skull, whispering softly: what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuckkkk

softdeckerstar:

lucifer morningstar + ye olde texpost meme – 5/?

anextrapart:

matzoballer:

judging by fan fictions, the only jobs in the world are being a teacher, lawyer, waiter, or working at a coffee shop

and man do the people with those jobs have a lot of sex

hiddenpolkadots:

bonus (for those especially tragic ships):

paodelicia:

schuylerelizas:

are you the friend that opens water bottles or the friend who has to hand over water bottles to get them opened

no offense but howyou answer this absolutely defines your sexual position