ghost adventures is literally just an hour of guys talking shit to ghosts and then screaming once they square up

Do girls actually enjoy being fingered or is that a myth?

theescortbunny:

flashytitle:

mastersubverter:

Depends if you know the difference between summoning a genie and stuffing a chicken.

Greatest analogy ever

I CAN’T BREATHE

Dead. I died. I am dead.

thebrooklyninenine:

still one of the best cold opens in history

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

How come when a house is haunted it’s always ghost from the 1800’s? Why there ain’t ever any ghosts from 2007 who screams “ITS BRITNEY BITCH!” 3 in the morning

idontgiveaneffie:

why would u eat healthy?????? to live longer ????..??? .all im hearing are two negatives.

dunkinphantom:

_{″Shut up!”}

thescarletbutterfly:

Me: I want to write a thing

Friends: So write it

Me:

moanas:

#same

itsbrooklyn99:

#Damn Rosa: an ongoing saga

moonstoneandjasmine:

wizardessheartprincess:

goddessofidiocy:

thinkin about my two hundred different embarrassing and completely self-indulgent daydream universes that i’ve actually taken time out of my day to create content for and have never shared with anyone bc they’re that embarrassing but not being able to stop bc they’re one of the few things that bring me genuine joy

oh jfc yes

@his-beloved-mrs-mikaelson