Tag: lmao

Alternative Titles for the Iliad

patroclusmyson:

1-Hello Naughty Trojans it’s Murder Time

2-100 Times a Therapist was Needed

3-This War Really Wasn’t Worth it

4-Fight Club but it’s just Achilles

5-Patroclus Didn’t Deserve this

6-Things Historians Pretend isn’t Gay

7-Nothing Means Anything we’re all Going to Die

8-Hector Gets his Ass Handed to Him

9-There is no Heterosexual Explanation for This

10-Fuck it up, Achilles

11-Someone is Responsible for this but not Helen

klausgoldsteins:

beejohnlocked:

chekhovsgum:

cindymoon:

i’m so tired of the AU where your soulmate’s name is on your wrist. i want my enemy’s name on my wrist. i wanna know who i’m going to have to physically fight eventually. turn on your fucking location

your enemy’s name on one wrist and your soulmate the another. no clue which is which. hope it’s not the same name on both wrists. 

STOP

@persephonesdarkness

Me, alone in my bedroom: yOuR hAnD aT tHe LeVeL oF yOuR eYeS – at the level of your eyes – at tHE LEVEL OF YOUR – track down this murderer he must be found – track down this murderer he MUST BE FOUND – HUNT OUT THIS ANIMAL WHO RUNS TO GROUND – TOO LONG HE’S PREYED ON US! BUT NOW WE KNOW THE PHANTOM OF THE – PHANTOM OF THE – phantom of tHE OP-ER-A IS HERE, DEEEP DOOOWN -(he’s here, the phantom of the opera!)HE’S HERE, THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERAAA (dun-dun-dun-dun-dun) have you GORGED yourself at LAST in your LUST for BLOOOD? (DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN) AM I NOW TO BE PREEEY…TO YOUR LUST FOR FLEEESH?! that fate which condemns me…to wallow in blood…has also denied me…the joooys of the flesh……dIS FACE, THE INFECTION WHICH POISONS OOOUR LOOOVE (*gross sobbing*)