lmao – Pagina 23 – persephone's corner

Mcgonagall: nothing, I repeat, nothing gives a student the right to walk about the school at night
Dumbledore: here’s an invisibility cloak so u can walk about the school at night lol

Hufflepuff: Have you ever read something so explicit that you feel the need to go to church and stay there for a year?
Slytherin: Send it to me.

shoggoth88:

mimosaeyes:

musicalluna:

sadfishkid:

mxlfoydraco:

a concept: Harry Potter with his mother’s hair and father’s eyes instead of vice versa.
Harry with fiery dark red hair and soft hazel eyes please and thank you

i imagine this is how harry and draco’s first meeting would have gone then haha

can you imagine how much more confused arthur would have been in that scene where he first meets harry 😂

his eyes would probably sweep right over harry at the breakfast table, and then he would freeze and have to do a mental tally of his children

I can see Fred and George really going with it too…

“Come on Dad, don’t you remember Harry?”
“Next you’ll tell us you don’t remember Craig”
“Or Ethel”
“Or Annie“
“Or Ryan”

greyjoyvs:

euron is here to attack people and he is honestly having such a good time

iamnmbr3:

Theon handling an awkward situation by just noping right off the boat was the most relatable thing in the episode tbh.

colinfirth:

Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) dir. Matthew Vaughn

someone about my favorite character: i don’t like them
rational me: that’s okay, not everyone loves the same character
me on the inside: (ง •̀_•́)ง (ง •̀_•́)ง (ง •̀_•́)ง (ง •̀_•́)ง

harvard-dad:

The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

lumiereswig:

muppetmolly:

Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts –

Enchantress:

I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG

misomeru:

I call the game, Real Ray, or Fake Ray? I will say a phrase. You tell me if I made it up, or if it’s something that Captain Holt actually said in real life, to an actual human being.