I love how internet best friends show each other how much they love each other by dedicating fan fiction to one other It’s like “Hey, You’re a fantastic bestfriend, Here’s two guys fucking in a kitchen”
Phaedon// everybody loves me by onerepublic / believer by imagine dragons / crazy=genius by panic at the disco / feel it still by portugal. the man / do i wanna know? by arctic monkeys / a-yo by lady gaga / guillotine by jon bellion / hallelujah by panic at the disco / hustler by zayde wolf / medieval warfare by grimes / uprising by muse / r u mine? by arctic monkeys / together by the xx / sober by lorde / take this outside by king baby james / the way i do by bishop briggs.
also me: he furrowed his brow, his brow furrowed, brow furrowing, his brow knit together, a wrinkle creased his brow, his brow browed browingly, brow—
I had no idea this was such a universal problem
Me, rapidly looking back and forth while raising and lowering my voice several octaves: Why have you brought me he- Don’t take me back there! We must retur- He’ll kill me! His eyes will find me th- Christine don’t say that! Those eyes that bur- Don’t even think it! And if he has to kill a thousand men- Forget this waking nightmare! The phantom of the opera will kill and kill again! My god- my god who is this man? Who hunts to kill- this mask of death! I can’t escape from h- who’s is this voice you hea- I never wi- with every breath! And in the labyrinth where night is blind, the phaaaaa ntom of the opera is here, inside my mIND! THERE IS NO P HANTOM OF THE OPERA!R A O U L I’VE BEEN THERE!
terrifying monstrosity: who could possibly love me when I am a terrifying monstrosity me, stretched out on the table in front of them with a rose between my teeth: well
WELL THEN.
Someone: it’s too hot
Me, internally: everyone has forgotten, but I haven’t. I haven’t forgotten uptown funk. I can’t hear those words without getting an unexplainable urge to say ‘hot damn.’ Maybe nobody forgot. Maybe we all think this. I feel like we need to talk about the influence this song had on all of us.
Men are so underwhelming. Give me a rose. Sing to me. Come into my dressing room through a two way mirror. Find a mannequin that looks like me and dress it up like a bride. Meet me in the graveyard and pretend to be my dead father. Burn down the Opera House. Impress me you fools
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