lmao – Pagina 12 – persephone's corner

lesbuchanan:

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? 🙂 Who can swim the fastest? 🙂 Who can do the best somersault? 🙂

Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING??

rcmclachlan:

irkdesu:

aerogrammestudio:

From

How I Became a Famous Novelist by Steve Hely

JFC.

ETCH THIS INTO MY HEADSTONE.

thecaffeinebookwarrior:

malfvoys:

malfvoys:

hands down the best twitter story ever

bonus

I could read (or write) an entire novel about this scenario.

yourbitchystudentwriter:

nicholewrites:

Writing your own world’s mythology sounds hard until you realize most mythologies are created on the “oh, haven’t you heard?” principle

Some ancient Greek dude: hey why are you pregnant? You aren’t married

The lady about to come up with zeus: oh haven’t you heard?

klausgoldsteins:

bitchycode:

I’m at that age where a 22 years old guy is looking kind of good, but so is his dad.

@persephonesdarkness

marinermo:

instant-oatmeal:

archibanfkimble:

harry potter au where dumbledore is replaced by ron swanson

“Son, did you or did you not place your name in this stupid fire cup?”

“Welcome back to school, children. This year, your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher will be this woman from the Ministry of Magic. Why the government is interfering in the affairs of a private institution is beyond me. If you have any complaints, please do not bring them to me. End of speech.”