Tag: leo

Aquarius: So oxygen went on a date with potassium… it went OK.
Libra: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium… OMG.
Aquarius: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.
Gemini: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.
Libra: Looks like someone’s a HO.
Gemini: NaBrO.
Leo: I’m done with all of you!

The signs as the poetry of Sappho

Aries: “Of thunder, in my ears.”
Taurus: “The greatest beauty earth can offer;”
Gemini: “—I have a childlike heart”
Cancer: “soft as she is”
Leo: “I desire and I crave.”
Virgo: “—I conversed with you in a dream”
Libra: “the brightness and beauty of the sun.”
Scorpio: “You burn me.”
Sagittarius: “But all is to be dared,”
Capricorn: “bittersweet, undefeated creature–”
Aquarius: “Softer than rainfall at twilight,”
Pisces: “What means this passionate grief,—”

Zodiac signs as Shakespeare quotes

Aries: Cowards die many times before their deaths, the valiant never taste of death but once.
Taurus: Doubt thou the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move. Doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love.
Gemini: What’s in a name? A rose by any name would smell as sweet.
Cancer: Talking isn’t doing. It is a kind of good deed to say well, and yet words are not deeds.
Leo: But if it be a sin to covet honour, I am the most offending soul alive.
Virgo: The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones.
Libra: Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
Scorpio: These violent delights have violent ends, and in their triumph die- like fire and powder- which, as they kiss, consume.
Sagittarius: Give me my robe, put on my crown, I have immortal longings in me.
Capricorn: It is not in the stars to hold our destiny, but in ourselves.
Aquarius: The lunatic, the lover, and the poet, are of imagination all compact.
Pisces: I love you with so much of my heart, that none is left to protest.

The signs as different Phantoms of the Opera.

korealchemist:

Aries: 2004 Gerard Butler’s Phantom
Taurus: 1962 Herbert Lom’s Phantom
Gemini: 1974 Jack Cassidy’s Phantom
Cancer: 1998 Julian Sands’ Phantom
Leo: 1911 Gaston Leroux’s Phantom
Virgo: 1990 Charles Dance’s Phantom
Libra: 1986 Michael Crawford’ s Phantom
Scorpio: 1989 Robert Englund’s Phantom
Sagittarius: 1925 Lon Chaney’s Phantom
Capricorn: 1983 Maximillian Schell’s Phantom
Aquarius: 1974 William Finley’s Phantom
Pisces: 1943 Claude Rains’ Phantom

Things the signs love

my-zodiac-aesthetics:

Aries: To feel wanted. Baby animals (especially kittens). Corny gifts. Stability. Forehead kisses. Red lipstick. Deep and meaningful conversations. Vodka. Mutual feelings. Drunk texts. Holding hands. Hot showers. Comedy movies. Someone that will make them better as a person. 

Taurus: Traveling. Roller coasters. Commitment. Neck kisses. Fun dates. Comfort snacks. Peanut butter. Watching horror movies with a significant other. Warm, fluffy towels. Buying pointless things. Late night tumblr sessions. Stuffed animals. Meaningful letters. Getting dressed up. Bubble baths. Forest. Rain and storms.

Gemini: Make out sessions. Instagram. Feeling wanted. Cute dates. Tall boys/short girls. Fluffy rugs. Romance movies. Collecting random things. Messy rooms. Wine. Conversations about sex. Being made feel special. Driving with the windows down.

Cancer: Small animals. Silk pajamas. Pretty things. Flowers. Cute lingerie. Vanilla milkshakes. Buying expensive makeup. Stuff that smells good. Fan-girling over celebs. Late night Netflix. Pizza. Roller skating.

Leo: Night drives. Fairy lights. Soft, worn in hoodies. Stars. Instagram. Fireworks. Soft cheeks kisses. Bear hugs. Stomach butterflies. Giving advice. Salted caramel. Champagne. Amusement parks.

Virgo: Face masks. Commitment. Dogs. Turning up music loud while driving. Disney movies. Feeling acknowledged. Sound of rain. Music. Shooting stars. Black and white photographs. Fashion.

Libra: Candles. Fireworks. Bonfires. Commitment. Romance novels. Big animals. Warm houses. Skinny jeans. Drinking with friends. Salt and vinegar chips. Sending ugly pictures to friends. Lip syncing beyonce or justin bieber. Smell of books. Dogs. The milky way.

Scorpio: Cold drinks. Full bank account. Adrenaline rushes. Deep, passionate kisses. Warm socks. Inside jokes. Staring. Hand written letters. Sarcasm. Movies (scorpios are movie freaks). Soapy showers.

Sagittarius: Horror movies with friends. Weed. Photography. Architecture. Gossip. Classy outings. Sarcasm. Face and body products. Reaching high levels on video games. Sassy remarks. Traveling. Cactuses. Piercings. Adventure. Croissants.

Capricorn: Expensive makeup. Feeling wanted. Photo booths. Clean houses. Clouds. Sarcasm. Dirty jokes. Sparklers. Green grass. Festivals. Drunk texting. Pretty underwear. Boybands. Late night tumblr sessions. Dark lipstick. Passionate kissing.

Aquarius: Aquariums ( :’) ). Beach bikes. Long strolls on beach. Sundresses. Innocent gossip. Booty. Late night texting. Blasting music in car. Exotic drinks. Trampolines. Rock jumps. Books. Christmas lights. Pretty views.

Pisces: Old movies. Heart shaped sunglasses. The universe. Knitted blankets. Shimmery eyeshadow. Learning. Smell of rain. Daydreaming. Chill songs. Sea shells. Drawing. Brand new pens.