YOU ARE A RAY OF SUNSHINE ☀️SEND THIS TO 8 PEOPLE WHO DESERVE IT AND TRY NOT TO BREAK THE CHAIN💕

I LOVE YOU MY DARLING BESTIE 😘❤❤❤

therightnippleofarcher:

terrifying monstrosity: who could possibly love me when I am a terrifying monstrosity
me, stretched out on the table in front of them with a rose between my teeth: well

WELL THEN.

vortisaurus:

[listens to song] nice

[listens to song while thinking about fictional characters] N I C E

Shit Slytherins Say: #122

I either give too many fucks or no fucks at all.

It’s like I cannot find a middle ground for moderate fuck distribution.

I don’t get nearly enough credit in life for the things I manage not to say.

Meg Rosoff (via thequotejournals)

gelasticat:

gelasticat:

gelasticat:

whats a vampires favourite fruit

necktarines

the next person to put the words blood orange in my notifications is getting a nest of hornets sent to their doorstep and they will not be friendly

eggpuffs:

me as a parent

senatorgana: