Me missing a friend: *visits their blog*

best friend: [appears in my field of vision]
me [inside]: my favorite human has arrived. They are cute and smart and my favorite. I must greet them in a manner indicative of my appreciation for their existence.
me: hey nerd

when I die, I want jk rowling to lower me into my grave so she can let me down one last time.

punkitus:

tardisesandtitans:

iwilltrytobereasonable:

dpdgrantaire:

does anyone else ever have a meltdown in one chat window and a totally normal conversation in another

It’s nice that modern technology allows compartmentalization to become so very literal.

YES

advanced level is when youre having a normal conversation in one app and a breakdown in another and both convos are with the same person

osanzo:

when everything on earth pisses you off

private messaging friends: lmaO so anryrywya im fuckgng crygn
private messaging someone for the first time: Hello, nice to finally talk to you! It’s wonderful that we have the chance to communicate through this messaging service – anyway, enough of me blathering on like a fool, how are you?

bumblebeebats:

baetology:

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

signs that don’t fuckin Do anything

koi–strology:

Taurus, Cancer, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces

glenn-rhee:

idealistic me: i love slowburn

logical but dramatic me: every second these two characters aren’t together i feel myself edging closer and closer to death

roxylalondes:

when you forget about an oc for an extended period of time