Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers
It’s the Oedipus Complex
Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex
That headline was a wild adventure from start to finish.
the bad sex awards are my favourite literary prize tho
i dont want to live anymore
Her pussy tasted like anchovies and her butthole smelled like tobacco. This is what straight men think is sexy and erotic.
If this man is married I feel so so SO sorry for his wife…
I had to put down my phone and walk around the room to calm down.
If I had to see this Monstrous Crime then you all have to suffer with me
LMAO
S I N
IF I HAVE TO SEEE THIS HORROR SO DO YOU.
DON’T NOBODY EVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY SMUT AGAIN.
*covers eyes* Jesus titty fucking Christ.
WHAT THE FUCKING POTATOES.
I’m sorry I have to expose you to this, peeps, but I am so freaking angry. I officially never want to hear shit about romance novels because of the sex EVER again. The next person to say a word about it is going to get a print out of this scene set on fire and stuffed up their “vineyard”.
Ah, the Americans… ever the ignorants who know jack shit about history and have no idea that Mussolini was, in fact, a dictator, and that he proclaimed himself Prime Minister in 1922.
We didn’t vote a fascist to rule our country, contrary to what your peeps did in November 2016.
As we don’t keep native Americans still confined in Indian reservations.
As we don’t have sociopaths committing mass murderers in schools.
As we don’t have a problem with police brutality because here white police men don’t feel entitled to shoot on black people just because they’re, well, poc.
As we didn’t cause the most dramatic financial collapse both of the XX and the XXI century, and consequently dragged the rest of the world with us.
Darling, I have a degree in Political Science and International Relations. In addition to that, I actually studied history, not only the events related to my country, when I was in school, so I can pretty much roast you at this.
Come back to me after you have looked through some books and actually learnt something.
Have a good day!