hutchj:

msbriket:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers

It’s the Oedipus Complex

Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex

Oedipus: has a very traumatic experience

Freud being a Man: you must have wanted it

It got better

ndrs:

sarah531:

invenblocker:

nekodalolita:

myrling-art:

afusionoffandoms:

chefpyro:

fandom for an American TV show: don’t watch it online! watch the show on TV when it airs so the ratings go up! show your support!

me, a mere European: 

fandom for an American TV show: then at least watch it for free on their own website and support them through ads and hits

me, a mere European:

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fandom for an American TV show: ok fine, then AT LEAST buy the DVDs when they come out and support the show through that!

me, a mere European:

FUCKING THIS OMFG

Do you want piracy? Because this is how you get piracy.

fandom for an American movie: please go see this underrated, important movie on opening day so execs will know how much people love it!

me, a mere European, looking up the release date: This movie is playing at 5am, on a Monday, in a city 100 miles away, down a sewer

fandom for an American TV show: it’s on Netflix!

me, a mere European: *American Netflix

romancingthebookworm:

thebibliosphere:

raedmagdon:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

brookietf:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

androxibot:

an-old-school-butch:

eazzy–pink:

curseworm:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

lord-kitschener:

That headline was a wild adventure from start to finish.

the bad sex awards are my favourite literary prize tho

i dont want to live anymore

Her pussy tasted like anchovies and her butthole smelled like tobacco. This is what straight men think is sexy and erotic.

If this man is married I feel so so SO sorry for his wife…

I had to put down my phone and walk around the room to calm down.

If I had to see this Monstrous Crime then you all have to suffer with me

LMAO

S I N

IF I HAVE TO SEEE THIS HORROR SO DO YOU.

DON’T NOBODY EVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY SMUT AGAIN.

*covers eyes* Jesus titty fucking Christ.

WHAT THE FUCKING POTATOES. 

I’m sorry I have to expose you to this, peeps, but I am so freaking angry. I officially never want to hear shit about romance novels because of the sex EVER again. The next person to say a word about it is going to get a print out of this scene set on fire and stuffed up their “vineyard”.

Ah, the Italians…. I’ll take their gun control advice just like I loved their choice of friends in WW2.

ostricacida:

Ah, the Americans… ever the ignorants who know jack shit about history and have no idea that Mussolini was, in fact, a dictator, and that he proclaimed himself Prime Minister in 1922.

We didn’t vote a fascist to rule our country, contrary to what your peeps did in November 2016.
As we don’t keep native Americans still confined in Indian reservations.
As we don’t have sociopaths committing mass murderers in schools.
As we don’t have a problem with police brutality because here white police men don’t feel entitled to shoot on black people just because they’re, well, poc.
As we didn’t cause the most dramatic financial collapse both of the XX and the XXI century, and consequently dragged the rest of the world with us.

Darling, I have a degree in Political Science and International Relations. In addition to that, I actually studied history, not only the events related to my country, when I was in school, so I can pretty much roast you at this.
Come back to me after you have looked through some books and actually learnt something.
Have a good day!