do-you-feel-the-feels-i-feel:

• Sometimes he freaks out because he can’t find it, only to realize it’s on his face.
• He’s so used to wearing it that he doesn’t realize its still on when he bathes until a river of water is falling in front of his eyes.
• He wakes up in the morning confused because what he can see from his periphery without obstruction what is this madness.
• He goes to adjust it constantly only to realize he isn’t wearing it.
• He has a case for it, but what’s the point of a bulky case when you have a perfectly good bedside table?
• When in a pinch, he cleans it with his shirt.
• God forbid it breaks because “sweet Jesus there goes my one constant, comforting necessity how will I ever live through the two days it takes to get another one”