jake peralta – Pagina 2 – persephone's corner

smolperalta:

Is the equipment secure?
– Check.
Weapon loaded?
– Check.

b99gif:

Jake ‘fanboy’ Peralta

timeechalamet:

_{Amy Santiago… will you marry me? Jake Peralta, I will marry you.}

andysambergdaily:

#online dating be like

arianagrandes:

#me trying to convince someone i can quit whatever i’m obsessed with

notwithout:

brooklyn nine-nine: moments [6/ ∞]

tessacarstairs:

character posters = ♥ jake peralta

I’m talking to my credit card company. I tried to get an online subscription to the New Yorker and they declined me. Apparently, based on my previous purchases, they assumed it was fraud. That’s crazy. I’m fancy. One time I had coffee-flavored ice cream.

chloedeckar:

Peralta, I underestimated your instincts. Yeah, I’m gonna need a lot more from you than that. Fine.

straygodess:

i honestly cant comprehend it when people say that they dont ship Jake and Amy when they are like such literal One True Pairing material like??

– slowburn, mutual pining

– such a soft naturally developed relationship that went from partnerts at work to partners in life and their dating just made it so much richer

– the “i know youre dating another guy and i dont want to make this awkward but i just had to let you know that i really like you but dont worry i wont bother you about it”

– literal canon fake dating au

– when they start dating they try to hide it from thieir friends ~~work family~~ trope but they literally fail in a day

– the universe seems to tell us this is a bad idea but you know what fuck that noise i wanna be with you

– they literally accidentally kill a man by making out at their 1st official day of being a couple like?? get you an otp who can top that

– “theres no one elses opinion that matters more to me” “he makes me laugh”

– they were friends before they started dating!! and they remained silly competitive friends even after they became a couple!!

– no “now that were dating i suddenly realized you have flaws and i dont want this anymore” drama

– they literally asked for their work dads approval

– like literally no unnecessary drama they fight a few times but none of it is ever superficial or due to bad communication?

– they literally flirt all the time and have their own silly puns and eyeroll eachother but never make the other feel uncomfortable??

– they support each other and are very attentive to the others interests? they try to become involved in things that the other likes just to make them happy??

– “i know that youre dating someone else but im here for you as a friend and i want to see you happy”

misomeru:

I call the game, Real Ray, or Fake Ray? I will say a phrase. You tell me if I made it up, or if it’s something that Captain Holt actually said in real life, to an actual human being.