Persephone : [smiles]
Hades : [blushes and slams hand on the table] That’s fucking it, I’m kidnapping her
Thanatos : Or you can man up and ask her out
Hades : K-kidnapping..is easier
Tag: incorrect quotes
Aquarius: So oxygen went on a date with potassium… it went OK.
Libra: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium… OMG.
Aquarius: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.
Gemini: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.
Libra: Looks like someone’s a HO.
Gemini: NaBrO.
Leo: I’m done with all of you!
Aquarius: You’re pretty dumb.
Leo: Thank you.
Aquarius: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.
Leo: All I heard was “you’re pretty”. I’m focusing on the positives of life.
Madame Valerius: You know, you’re never going to get a husband by being sarcastic.
Christine Daaè: Alright, no husband.
Erik: I just could not get out of bed this morning.
Daroga: Oh, someone leave a big rock on your coffin again?
Klaus: Nice dress, love.
Caroline: Even if I got it at 50% off? Isn’t that too cheap for you?
Klaus: Well, I’d like them better if they were 100% off.
Caroline: Stores can’t just give away clothes for free, Klaus.
Klaus: … That’s not what I meant.
Caroline: *ignores him* That would be an awful way to run a business.
I only work in black and sometimes very, very dark grey.
Rhys (via incorrectacomaf)
Erik: Well, the Daroga and I have that kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other’s-
Nadir: Sentences.
Erik: Please, do not interrupt me.
Zen: Look, J-Jumin. Let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry” for MC’s sake. On the count of three, one, two, three-
Both: [Silence]
Zen: Now, see, I’m just disappointed in both of us.
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