Revelation
Shhhhhh don’t ask me “why”
screenshot: Kuzco the emperor’s new groove
FR version under the cut
Tag: im dead
No, there is no FBI agent monitoring my online activity.
I’m Canadian. The American spy watching my every move is CIA, not FBI.
I’m Swedish, the Säpo guys are the ones watching me
I’m Italian, my grandma is watching me because she fears I’m not eating
Jesus: One of you will betray Me
Judas: Surely you don’t mean me
Jesus:
Judas: *betrays jesus*
Jesus:
Peter: We would never abandon you, Lord. I’d die first!
Jesus:
Peter after being asked if he knew Jesus:
Jesus:
Thomas: *after the resurrection* “Jesus can’t be alive! He’s dead! It’s impossible!”
Jesus:
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