I love how internet best friends show each other how much they love each other by dedicating fan fiction to one other Itâs like âHey, Youâre a fantastic bestfriend, Hereâs two guys fucking in a kitchenâ
– âu dont have (insert food/music/restaurant here) over there??â
– âwait what time is it. shouldnt u be asleepâ
– alternatively: timezoned/clockblocked again
– âdo u need a hug. have a virtual hugâ
– weird slang terms
– âi will fight everyone thats mean to u. i will fight them rnâ
– vague embarrassment regarding ur accent
– âdont maKE ME COME OVER THEREâ
– âoh yeah i have a friend who lives in (insert country here) and apparentlyâ
– no real hugs :((
– suffering
– fahrenheit vs celsius
– the measuring of things in feet fucks one of u up, probably
otp: until the end. âShe hated me. […] I thought she was just another spoiled angel that
wanted to play captain. Little did I know that she had fought as many
battles as I had and had as many victories on her record as I did. She
blinked silently at me and rolled her eyes at my tone before holding her
hand out and squeezing every bit of air from lungs. […] Elaine and I were colleagues and then
friends for a very long time. I always sort of knew that it would be
her. There was something just familiar about her, like she was my other
half.â