Cuffing isn’t just limited to a season now
Tag: i feel attacked
writer problems: trying to figure out how many chapters you’re going to stall until An Event™
more writer problems: trying to figure out how many chapters you can fit between Events™
even more writer problems: trying to figure out what Event to put in between your chapters
the ultimate writer problem: what are events and chapters and words
the One True Writer Problem: writing
signs that don’t fuckin Do anything
Taurus, Cancer, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces
murderer: (via text) im going to kill you
me: (a week later) omg im so sorry… i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it
Reblog if you are a total sucker for the Beauty and the Beast type stories
(and they like to ruin your life)
My kink is not opening messages and pretending theyre not there
Sorry but I don’t answer private numbers
Or numbers that I don’t know
Or anyone, ever.
Also, don’t call me.
Someone: I’d love to read some of your writing some time
Me, who never gets anything finished:
