I AM CRYING – persephone's corner

patrickat:

out-there-on-the-maroon:

wsswatson:

skygosh:

wsswatson:

i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people

what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day. like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.

i would enjoy that immensely

there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment

This is how low-tier supervillains start.

“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be an asshole.”

fuck-yeah-vampire-chronicles:

i-want-my-iwtv:

Mean Vampires [X] for @fuck-yeah-vampire-chronicles!

THANK YOU SO MUCH LMAO

moonstoneandjasmine:

satanstrousers:

You know how in action movies the main guy is always like “Yeah I’ve got a contact here in Uzbekistan that owes me a favor” for no discernible reason but it occurred to me that like that’s basically what internet friends are like if I was in that situation I’d be like “Yeah don’t worry leave it to me. I’ve got a mutual in the Netherlands whose selfie I reblogged one time.”

@his-beloved-mrs-mikaelson 😂😂😂