MOOD
Tag: honestly
me, single, dishing out relationship advice

What men think women want: Other men.
What women actually want: A symbiote that loves chocolate and will bite the heads off her enemies.
the moment when she decided she was going to kill him
You know what the real cryptid is? Clean glasses
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
Men: H-
Me:
We are your judge and jury.










