me during the year: idk i’m not really patriotic

me when eurovision starts:

The Salty Italians Against San Marino Saga – Eurovision 2018

(i hope every url is showing u deserve everything guys)

portugal hosting eurovision: remember guys, no led screens this year.. we don’t want anything to distract from the music 🙂

ukraine: *puts their fucking singer in a coffin made from a piano*

Well denmark might not win but they sure won my panties #youwontbeforgotten

Now i really wanna see how you’re gonna come down those stairs on fire

you tried too hard

okay he also brought his vamp wives to dance to his songs

#freeUkraine2k18

Also that looked like dracula raising from his coffin? I’m getting confusing vibes from this

okay slovenia gets no snark from me cause i love her and her pink hair

(also her dancers??? yes)

eurovision: *is having fun, screaming and dancing on the stage*

montenegro: unaccetable *brings back the angst*

Is this swedish justin bieber?

Now i really wanna see how you’re gonna come down those stairs *on fire*

Now i really wanna see how you’re gonna come down those stairs on fire