Tag: erik x christine

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Modern Erik isn’t great at keeping up with the current lingo but he tries, he tries his best.

But it can be really funny at times, because he’ll just say the wildest things.

One time he was really pissy over something and was being moody and Christine asked him,

“How do you feel, Erik?”

And he looks her dead in the eye and with a serious face goes, “It’s lit fam.”

I also want you to know Christine documents all of this on Snapchat and send them to Meg and Nadir on the daily.

“Erik, how does the traffic make you feel?”

*camera pans to pissy Erik in the car*

“Lit.”

“You feel lit?”

“Yes.”

“Right now, in this car?”

“Christine I already said yes.”

“LIT”

*turns radio on full blast*

*while shopping in Ikea*

“Erik, how do you feel in the club right now?”

*camera pans to Erik*

“This is ikea.”

“Erik, the club. Why are you crying in the club.”

“We’re here to buy cheap furniture Christine.”

“Why are you cryin up in the club Erik.”

“*deep sigh* because I came out here to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.”

“HAH”

*locks Erik outside of the car, camera appears*

Erik: Are you serious.

Christine: Say it.

Erik: No

Christine: Sayyyy it

Erik: Christine it’s so cold please let me-

Christine: sayyyyyy itttt

Erik: *angrily sings* Hellllo from the outsideeee

Christine: HAH

Christine: Erik I swear to god you cannot tell a police officer “it was LIT”

Erik: He pulled me over.

Christine: I know. That’s what happens when you speed.

Erik: It was lit.

Erik: Christine

Christine: Hmmm?

Erik: *points at a pile of garbage*

Erik: This is my aesthetic.

Christine: Oh my god

Erik: I relate to this bag of garbage on a spiritual level.

Christine: You’re like a walking vine.

Erik:……I…..don’t know what that means. Wait, let me urbandictionary it.

Christine: You just used urbandictionary as a verb Erik.

Erik: I was told urbandictionary was lit.

Erik: *rolls over* Christine.

Christine: Huh?

Erik: Let us Netflix and Chill.

Christine: *shoves a pillow in his face* Oh my god Erik I swear to god.

Erik, muffled: But it means-

Christine: I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.

Christine: What are you doing tonight?

Erik: I’m going to turn up with the squad fam.

Christine: Stop

Erik: We are going to flex on them haters.

Christine: You’re out of control.

Erik: It’s going to be lit.

Christine: You need friends to have a squad, Erik.

Erik:

Erik: Meg taught me a new phrase.

Christine: Sweetie don’t believe a word she-

Erik: Apparently, before one starts their day and faces it with a positive attitude, it means they are going to bust a nut.

Christine: *speechless*

Erik: I am going to bust a nut today.

Christine: *hands the phone to Erik* Tell Nadir what you just told me.

Erik: *into the phone* Hello Nadir. I am going to bust a nut today.

Nadir, from the phone: *incoherent wheezing*