-“I just confessed to my best friend that im a werewolf, and they’ve known for years?? and have been covering for me all the time??? Not sure if I should be upset???” werewolf!au
– “You’re my roommate who came home early from vacation, and you caught me in my actual form and now it’s awkward”
– “We’re the only vampires in a small town, and you keep getting first dibs on the blood bank, but caN YOU STOP HOGGING ALL THE B+ PLEASE?!?!?” vampire! au
– “I own a flower shop you and your group of friends keep asking for super specific herbs and plants, which are hard to find but I do it anyway because your super cute” witch/coven!au
– “we live on the same floor, and you keep setting the fire alarm off, I thought you’re just a bad cook but you’re actually a freaking dragon” dragon!au
– “cleaning my pool after bad hurricane, found some seaweed, some sand, and a stranded mermaid” mermaid!au
– “ the ghost in my apartment died in 90′s and won’t stop singing 90′s pop songs” ghost!au
-“You were stalking me down a lonely alley way with a bow and arrow, but I knocked you out. Turns out you’re a cupid? are you like new at this??” cupid!au
– “ You just died, and I’m supposed to be giving you an epic speech about the afterlife but keep interrupting me by flirting with me” reaper!au
– “Person A: Wow, you’re like the first person to spell my name right on my coffee cup, do we know each other?”
Person B: “Nope, I’m just a psychic” coffeshop/psychic!au
Tag: endless list of prompts and aus
Imagine one of those vampires that spent a few decades napping and now they’re trying to catch up as best they can so they’re in a library looking through years of old magazines and overhear some middle-schooler discussing her project about the moon-landing and they’re like “WHAT!!!”
“You have to tell me everything about this!!!”
A confused but enthusiastic sixth-grader unfolds her trifold poster board and tells an absolutely captivated 3000 year old man-eater about the space race.
More like “I LITERALLY HAVENT EVEN GOTTEN THROUGH THE RECONSTRUCTION ERA PLEASE TAG SPOILERS”
I’M!!
“Have you gotten to Franz Ferdinand being shot yet?”
An Austrian Vampire, angrily looking up from a ninth-grade history book: “are you FUCKING KIDDING ME??”“yeah you know…lincoln doesnt get reelected”
Vampire: “well why NOT he seems perfectly capable and oooh…oh…”FRICK
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
“So, you know pluto isn’t a planet, right?”
*Vampire chucks astronomy book written in 1994 at the person*
Imagine the vampire asking people who killed JFK and they’re all like ‘no one knows’ and the vampire just sighs and says ‘ok I know I said no spoilers but this is just getting ridiculous. someone tell me.”
imagine a vampire who’s absolutely mad about having missed a very specific moment and not really caring about the big picture searching for the one history nerd who might know when that outrageous lipstick they loved was put out of commerce, what happened to that minor theatre company debut, a forgetten artist’s they loved fate, if their friends ever did marry, what happened to that family lineage/where are the heirs now, /what happened to that one small hungarian village who was basically only some houses and mud where the heck did my village go/
Soulmate AU Masterlist
Tattoos or Marks
- Red tallies appear for every person you’ve loved, black for every person you’ve loved that has died, and a white tally for when you meet your soulmate
- A mark that matches, sometimes like a puzzle piece to someone else, and grows hotter the closer they are to you
- You have a tattoo of what your soulmate is most passionate about
- You have a tattoo of the first words they say to you
- You have a tattoo of how old you both are when you meet
- Changing tattoo that tells you the coordinates of where your soulmate is
- Tree tattoo that changes with the seasons, but blooms pink in spring instead of white if you met your soulmate
- Identical tattoos or birthmarks
- Incomplete tattoos that complete themselves on your skin when you meet the person with the rest of your tattoo
- Tattoos that change colour depending on what your soulmate is feeling
Eyes
- Heterochromia – you have one eye of your soulmates eye colour and when you meet you get your own eye colour instead of having two different eye colours.
- You only see in black and white until you meet your soulmate
- Reverse black and white where you give up seeing colour when you meet your soulmate
- You only see in black and white until you touch your soulmate
- You only see in the different shades of your soulmates eye colour until you meet them
- You can’t see the colour of your soulmates eye colour until you meet them
- You see colour the first time you hear your soulmates voice directly and the colour spills from their lips
Ears
- You can hear your soulmates voice in your head, but only when they sing
- The secondary voice in your head is your soulmate speaking
- You can speak once you meet your soulmate
- You can hear once you meet your soulmate (the first thing you hear is their voice)
Time & Age
- When you reach 18 you stop aging until you meet your soulmate
- Watch countdown to when you’ll meet your soulmate
- Reverse countdown, your clock counts up and freezes when you meet
- You have a clock on your body that tells you what time it is where your soulmate is, it changes colour when they get closer to you
Body or Hair
- At new years on midnight for a single minute you possess your soulmates body
- Your chest glows when you look them in the eyes
- Marks on your soulmate appear on your own body
- You have your soulmate’s hair colour on a stripe at your wrist, when they dye or chance their hair colour the stripe changes
- If you change your hair colour, your soulmates changes to the same colour (your hair goes to it’s natural colour when your soulmates does)
- When you change your hair colour, your soulmates eyes change to that colour
- You and your soulmate share all physical senses (I.E pain, heat, pleasure, etc…)
Other
- Red sting to connect soulmates
- Your soulmate is the only person you remember from your past life
- Everyone is given a journal that they can use to write to their soulmate
- When you sleep, if your soulmate is awake you can see what they’re doing
- You dream your soulmate, but very basically (such as their silhouette or the view of their back)
- Telepathy soulmates
- Sharing skills and talents with your soulmate
- When your soulmate eats something you crave what they’re eating
- When your soulmate cries you cry
- When you kiss your soulmate for the first time your entire body glows
I got a lot of ideas from this post so I recommend you check that one out too!
Using this for…… Reasons coming in the future.
Coming soon y’all
Oh no, this just gave me an idea for a Lin soulmate AU series.
Oh god, I should have not seen this on my dash.
it’s gonna happen.
i’m so tired of the AU where your soulmate’s name is on your wrist. i want my enemy’s name on my wrist. i wanna know who i’m going to have to physically fight eventually. turn on your fucking location
your enemy’s name on one wrist and your soulmate the another. no clue which is which. hope it’s not the same name on both wrists.
STOP
Superhero AU
so I’m hella into comics, but I’d love to see the superhero genre worked into non-superhero fandoms. here’s some ideas.
- “I’m the paramedic that always cleans up after your fights and hon, some of that is definitely your blood.”
- “So I accidentally peeked at your laundry once and saw your superhero uniform and now I’m trying to play it chill.”
- “So superhero-ing doesn’t pay the bills and I need a job that accommodates my lifestyle and jfc it’S REALLY HARD to find one, help?”
- “I’m a boss at sewing and your superhero outfit consists of jeans and a Halloween mask?? I’m making you a real uniform, get over here, let me get your measurements.”
- “We’re paired up for a group project and you’re the worst partner ever because your crime-fighting bullshit takes up all your time.”
- “Is everyone in my apartment building a superhero?”
- “I write fanfic about the city superhero but it turns out I know them (read: you) in real-life.”
- “My cosplay is so good that everyone mistakes me for you, the real superhero. Including the government. And the villains. Whoops.”
- “I’m your roommate and you keep coming home at the ass-crack of dawn exhausted and covered in bruises, are you okay?”
- “I’m a super and you’re the journalist assigned to the superhero beat.”
- “I’m the one with the superpowers but you’re the one with the talents and the skills to actually use them, welp.”
- “I accidentally destroyed your shop in a supervillain battle and that was your livelihood and you’re so pissed and I’m so so sorry, here, let me make it up to you somehow.”
- “You got de-powered during a battle and now I have to take care of you.”
- “You’re my neighbor and I figured out you’re a superhero so I leave food on your doorstep because I figure you don’t have time to get food for yourself.”
- “You’re so unimpressed with my powers and I don’t understand why and I’m gonna find some way to impress you, dammit!”
- “You’re superpowered but you’re using your abilities for the most banal things and it irks me so much.”
Thank you so much for publishing my last list!
Soulmate AU Masterlist
Tattoos or Marks
- Red tallies appear for every person you’ve loved, black for every person you’ve loved that has died, and a white tally for when you meet your soulmate
- A mark that matches, sometimes like a puzzle piece to someone else, and grows hotter the closer they are to you
- You have a tattoo of what your soulmate is most passionate about
- You have a tattoo of the first words they say to you
- You have a tattoo of how old you both are when you meet
- Changing tattoo that tells you the coordinates of where your soulmate is
- Tree tattoo that changes with the seasons, but blooms pink in spring instead of white if you met your soulmate
- Identical tattoos or birthmarks
- Incomplete tattoos that complete themselves on your skin when you meet the person with the rest of your tattoo
- Tattoos that change colour depending on what your soulmate is feeling
Eyes
- Heterochromia – you have one eye of your soulmates eye colour and when you meet you get your own eye colour instead of having two different eye colours.
- You only see in black and white until you meet your soulmate
- Reverse black and white where you give up seeing colour when you meet your soulmate
- You only see in black and white until you touch your soulmate
- You only see in the different shades of your soulmates eye colour until you meet them
- You can’t see the colour of your soulmates eye colour until you meet them
- You see colour the first time you hear your soulmates voice directly and the colour spills from their lips
Ears
- You can hear your soulmates voice in your head, but only when they sing
- The secondary voice in your head is your soulmate speaking
- You can speak once you meet your soulmate
- You can hear once you meet your soulmate (the first thing you hear is their voice)
Time & Age
- When you reach 18 you stop aging until you meet your soulmate
- Watch countdown to when you’ll meet your soulmate
- Reverse countdown, your clock counts up and freezes when you meet
- You have a clock on your body that tells you what time it is where your soulmate is, it changes colour when they get closer to you
Body or Hair
- At new years on midnight for a single minute you possess your soulmates body
- Your chest glows when you look them in the eyes
- Marks on your soulmate appear on your own body
- You have your soulmate’s hair colour on a stripe at your wrist, when they dye or chance their hair colour the stripe changes
- If you change your hair colour, your soulmates changes to the same colour (your hair goes to it’s natural colour when your soulmates does)
- When you change your hair colour, your soulmates eyes change to that colour
- You and your soulmate share all physical senses (I.E pain, heat, pleasure, etc…)
Other
- Red sting to connect soulmates
- Your soulmate is the only person you remember from your past life
- Everyone is given a journal that they can use to write to their soulmate
- When you sleep, if your soulmate is awake you can see what they’re doing
- You dream your soulmate, but very basically (such as their silhouette or the view of their back)
- Telepathy soulmates
- Sharing skills and talents with your soulmate
- When your soulmate eats something you crave what they’re eating
- When your soulmate cries you cry
- When you kiss your soulmate for the first time your entire body glows
I got a lot of ideas from this post so I recommend you check that one out too!
AU prompts: masterlist of lists
Okay so if you’re anything like me you see those lists of au ideas floating around and you like them but when it comes time to write something and you need an idea you have no idea what you tagged them as or if they’re buried somewhere in your likes so….have a list of some of the ones I’ve come across!
This is updated with new lists and fixed links fairly frequently so check back here if you’d like more!
also: there are a few lists that people have requested that i have not been able to find so if you know of one/write one, please send it to me. my messages/ask/submit are all open. WANTED: expectant parents/parents with newborns aus, historical aus
(updated on november 6th, 2016)
(current count: ~163 lists + 39 individual prompts)
themed:
- super long list of college aus
- more college aus
- even more college aus
- autumn aus
- it’s really cold outside aus
- meet-ugly
- art school aus
- femslash aus
- they know each other but don’t know that they know each other aus
- awkward first meeting aus
- MORE college aus
- airport related aus
- fake married/dating trope
- pub aus (here for halloween season)
- royal aus
- assassin aus
- opposites attract
lots more under the cut, the post was getting unwieldy
- OTPS WITH HEIGHT DIFFERENCES
- The shorter one getting on their tiptoes to kiss the other
- The taller one bending down to kiss them
- The taller one making themselves smaller so they could hug the other person
- The smaller person insisting that they can reach something really high while the taller person sits back and smiles while they stretch to reach the thing
- the taller person giving piggyback rides.
- The shorter person giving piggyback rides
- THE SHORTER ONE’S FACE GOING INTO THE OTHER’S CHEST WHEN THEY HUG
- JUST THINK ABOUT SLOWDANCING
- OTPS WITH HEIGHT DIFFERENCES
the man from u.n.c.l.e. (2015) sentence starters
tw disordered eating, alcohol, gendered slurs, violence
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you look important… or at least your suit does.
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statements like that can get you into a lot of trouble around here.
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make yourself comfortable, why don’t you.
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you’re wasting your time. i haven’t seen him for 18 years.
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if i had 15 minutes, we’d drink tea, eat biscuits; i’d talk, you’d laugh, and we’d be on our way.
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are they still following us?
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when you hear something that sounds like a gunshot, drive.
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you can’t be serious.
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excuse me dear, i just need to use your back door.
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hug me.
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what’s that? it smells like feet.
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how long was your prison sentence?
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don’t ever make the calamitous error of mistaking my deliberate short-sightedness for blindness.
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look at ‘em. merrily oblivious as we labor tirelessly to save them from extinction and not even a ‘thank-you.’
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don’t kill your partner on your first day.
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i’m sure you understand humiliation better than most.
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my woman would never wear anything like that.
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smoothly done.
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you can’t put a paco rabanne belt on a patou.
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and remember… take it like a pussy.
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not very good at this whole ‘subtlety’ thing, are you?
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either you start to look like you know what you’re doing, or i’m out of here.
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would you like a bigger glass?
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no fun dancing by yourself; i need a partner.
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don’t you make me put you over my knee.
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so you don’t want to dance… but you do want to wrestle.
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i like my women strong.
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now we are engaged. again.
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i am neither a goat, nor your sister, so… get your hands off me.
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i’m okay, i think.
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i’ve been on a diet, my dear. just caviar and champagne for three weeks.
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you see, each one of us has a destiny… and i believe i can help you with yours.
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you can see the future?
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i can see us having lunch tomorrow. alone.
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darling, time to go.
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they had it coming.
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you need to control your temper.
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i think he’s an athletic, good-looking gazillionaire, who’s offered me a job and made advances towards me.
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i quite like him.
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i don’t know what you’re upset about, you’re not even my fiance!
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the thing is… i work better alone.
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i’m not leaving.
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and what, exactly, did you do to him?
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just shut up and watch me work.
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you’re trembling.
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it’s going to be okay.
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i’ll be close by.
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help yourself to a drink.
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so sorry to keep you waiting.
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i thought i was doing so well.
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the fault doesn’t lie in your performance.
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she seemed so innocent.
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i’m so sorry i can’t stay to finish you off myself.
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man has only two masters in this world, and their names are pain and fear.
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i never thought i’d say this, but i’m actually quite pleased to see you.
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it’s okay. i would have done exactly the same thing in your position.
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— Phantom of the Opera Prompts.
❛ My power over you grows stronger yet. ❜
❛ Phantom of the Opera is there, inside your mind. ❜
❛ Your part is silent, little toad! ❜
❛ Perhaps it is you who are the toad… ❜
❛ Flattering child, you shall know me, see why in shadow I hide! ❜
❛ Seal my fate tonight. ❜
❛ I hate to have to cut the fun short, but the joke’s wearing thin. ❜
❛ Let the audience in. ❜
❛ God, give me courage to show you you are not alone! ❜
❛ Pitiful creature of darkness, what kind of life have you known? ❜
❛ I heard as I’d never heard before. ❜
❛ What you heard was a dream and nothing more. ❜
❛ Those pleading eyes, that both threaten and adore… ❜
❛ That voice which calls to me and speaks my name. ❜
❛ And do I dream again? ❜
❛ You have come here, in pursuit of your deepest urge. ❜
❛ I have brought you, that our passions may fuse and merge. ❜
❛ In your mind you’ve already sucummed to me. ❜
❛ Now you are here with me. No second thoughts. ❜
❛ Past the point of no return. ❜
❛ What raging fire shall flood the soul? ❜
❛ What rich desires unlock its door? ❜
❛ What sweet seductions lie before us? ❜
❛ Those who have seen your face draw back in fear. ❜
❛ Did you think that I had left you for good? ❜
❛ Down once more to the dungeon of my black despair! ❜
❛ You’ve past the point of no return. ❜
❛ You try my patience make your choice. ❜
❛ I gave you my mind blindly. ❜
❛ Wandering child, so lost, so helpless, yearning for my guidance. ❜
❛ Have you forgotten your Angel? ❜
❛ Wildly my mind beats against you… ❜
❛ Think of me, think of me waking, silent and resigne. ❜
❛ Imagine me, trying too hard to put you from my mind. ❜
❛ Can I ever forget that sight? ❜
❛ Can I ever escape from that face? ❜
❛ Past the point of no return – no going back now. ❜
❛ When will the flames, at last, consume us? ❜
❛ When will the blood begin to race? ❜
❛ I remember… there was mist. ❜
❛ Who was that shape in the shadows? ❜
❛ Whose is that face in the mask? ❜
❛ Damn you! You little prying Pandora! You little demon! ❜
❛ Is this what you wanted to see? Curse you! ❜
❛ Now you cannot ever be free! ❜
❛ Come. We must return. ❜
❛ Those two fools who run my theater will be missing you. ❜
❛ No kind word from anyone! No compassion anywhere! ❜
❛ Say you’ll share with me one love, one lifetime. ❜
❛ Lead me, save me from my solitude. ❜
❛ Say you’ll want me with you here beside you. ❜
❛ Anywhere you go, let me go too. ❜
❛ Can you even dare to look or bear to think of me? ❜
❛ Have you no pity? ❜
❛ Your lover makes a passionate plea. ❜
❛ Let your mind start a journey to a strange new world! ❜
❛ Leave all thoughts of the life you knew before! ❜
❛ Only then can you belong to me… ❜
❛ You alone can make my song take flight. ❜
❛ It’s over now, the music of the night. ❜
❛ Twisted every way, what answer can I give? ❜
❛ Say you love him/her, and my life is over! ❜
❛ Now, let it be war upon you both! ❜
❛ See you later, because I’m going now. ❜
❛ This haunted face holds no horror for me now. ❜
❛ It’s in your soul that the true distortion lies. ❜
❛ For the past three years, these things do happen! ❜
❛ And did you stop them from happening? No! ❜
❛ Why have you brought me here? ❜
❛ We can’t go back there. ❜
❛ I can’t escape from him/her/them… ❜
❛ Raise up your hand to the level of your eyes! ❜
❛ Refuse me, and you send your lover to his death! ❜
❛ Go now, don’t let them find you. ❜
❛ I fought so hard to free you! ❜
❛ Say you love me. ❜
❛ Your chains are still mine! You belong to me! ❜
❛ Wait! I think my dear, we have a guest. ❜
❛ I had rather hoped that you would come. ❜
❛ Free him/her! Do what you like only free him/her! ❜
❛ Does that mean nothing I love him/her! Show some compassion! ❜
❛ The world showed no compassion to me! ❜
❛ Did you think that I would harm him/her? ❜
❛ Too late for prayers and useless pity! ❜
❛ You little demon – is this what you wanted to see? ❜
❛ Farewell, my fallen idol and false friend. ❜
❛ Look around, there’s another mask behind you! ❜
❛ Please promise me that sometimes, you will think… of me! ❜
❛ Where in the world have you been hiding? ❜
❛ I only wish I knew your secret. ❜
❛ Who is your great tutor? ❜
❛ Why you spray on my chin all the time, huh? ❜
❛ The final threshold! ❜
❛ They say that this youth has set my lady’s heart aflame! ❜
❛ Go away, for the trap is set and waits for its prey! ❜
❛ There is no phantom of the opera. ❜
❛ Look, your future bride! Just think of it! ❜
❛ Please don’t, they’ll see. ❜
❛ But why is it secret? What have we to hide? ❜
❛ It’s an engagement, not a crime! ❜
why you spray on my chin all the time, huh?
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I don’t remember that line…..
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