You’re not gonna poison me are you? Not if you clean your room like I asked you to.
Tag: ahs apocalypse
“Myrtle Coming Out of Her Grave To Shame The Patriarchy”
American Horror Story: Apocalypse ‘Forbidden Fruit’
michael langdon + text post meme
American Horror Story: S01E01 // S08E01
My name is Langdon, and I represent The Cooperative.
A man such as myself?
Why is Michael Langdon how I feel a young Lucius Malfoy would look?
Michael Langdon: *breathes*
Me, already taking my clothes off: do that again
A man such as myself? You… and the others. Masters of the universe, swinging your dicks around so much that you managed to blow the whole world to hell.
I’ve been assigned to evaluate the people here and select the ones most worthy of survival. I could take all of you or none of you. Those who make it live. Those who don’t end up like my horses. American Horror Story: Apocalypse