Why the finale of ahs apocalypse doesn’t make sense

– devan (??) aka the new antichrist. his birth doesn’t make sense: michael was born of a human and a ghost, inside a house that was basically a gate for hell, and that explains his being the spawn of satan. But the new one?? living in the suburbs with a loving family who never did any harm??? and yet has managed to catch the satanists attention???? w h y. boo. poor writing. an F for fuck you, ryan murphy

– honestly, it would have made more sense for those two (i don’t even remember their name) to move to the murder house to live as the final plot twist, i mean every new family that goes there wants to have a kid anyway. that way you could have given the new antichrist the same conditions for his birth (wasn’t the whole point of everything that the witches didn’t save the future, just postpone something inevitable?) and his “supernaturality” (?) could have been better explained. anyway

– another F for running over the antichrist with a car, gods, this is so bad i won’t even dig any deeper.

– actually it will bug me if i don’t

– you mean to tell me that with all that building up, you really couldn’t come up with anything?? you couldn’t have given us a final confrontation between him and mallory?? something, idk, more epic?? a car, ryan??? for real??

– and what if constance had taken him to die inside the house. Wouldn’t the antichrist’s soul have stayed forever trapped there, with all the other souls, thus saving the humanity for good?? I mean, i suppose satan can only be that powerful. if his spawn’s soul is trapped i doubt he can just birthing antichrists every other day. also at that point michael wasn’t even a warlock yet so he couldn’t have been able to walk out. Just a thought

– also why did michael lose time watching cordelia’s body instead of going to mallory and grabbing her for the hair and taking her out of the water. like, anything. the guy just ate marie laveau’s heart. if you write a badass character you can’t regret it down the line and then give him a lame ending.

– and on this note: boooo. you brought back the queen of voodoo to make her die like that?? after five seconds of screen time? really?? shame on you

– i don’t really like the endings where for some weird magic mumbo jumbo everything got solved and turns to normal, i find it’s poor writing. I mean it could be nice, i guess – if done right. you didn’t, ryan. you so didn’t.

– i will probably update this post because i feel like i’ve missed something and this finale made me too salty to just leave it at that. uggghhhhhh