waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper
Tag: accurate
Person: Your favorite characters reflect who you are inside
Me: *sweats nervously*
Percival Graves + favorite tumblr tags about him
#mood
Someone: *takes even the slightest interest in my OC’s*
Me: Did you know that I love you
‘are you decent?’ not morally, but im wearing pants, if thats what youre asking
Me watching my favorite character: OH MY GOD LOOK AT THEM! THEY ARE SO PERFECT, SO GOOD, A CINNAMON BUN TOO PURE FOR THIS WORLD!
Favorite Character: *kills 10 people*
Favorite Character: *robs a bank*
Favorite Character: *cheats the innocent*
Me: *looks around nervously and whispers* Too Pure
When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I bought all the stuff I wanted as a child and spend most of my time playing video games.
everybody has that one kink that they will never ever admit to liking and will secretly read every fic ever written about it but will vehemently deny it if you ever mention it
#keep your friends close and your secret and socially unaccepted kinks closer
Life is so much more fun when your best friends know about your weird interests and kinkenable you, dammit!
Seriously, find a trash buddy, it will change your life.
Being A Gryffindor Would Include…
Slytherin | Ravenclaw | Hufflepuff
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- Getting weirdly happy every time you walk into the common room because its so damn cosy
- Snuggling up next to the fire with a book and not even caring how cliche it is
- Going absolutely insane every time a quidditch game comes around
- Not even because you love quidditch but just because it’s kind of a gryffindor tradition
- after-quidditch parties even when you lose
- raising your butterbeer “TO LOSING”
- Loving the view from your dorm room
- “look how pretty the forest it!”
- “Yeah we know you show us literally every single day”
- Being best friends with literally every gyff in your year
- “Who’s your best friend?”
- “Who isn’t my best friend?”
- Practically dying every time you have to walk all the way to the gryffindor tower
- “Can you carry me”
- “no”
- “Please I’m dying”
- Becoming best friends with McGonogall because she’s awesome
- Her trying not to smile every time you turn up at her office for tea although you can see her eyes twinkling
- Being by far the loudest table in the great hall
- Gryffindor PRIDE
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