i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility
lyanna: his name is aegon targaryen
ned: fuck. the fuck. you want me to hide this kid whose entire family got murdered in a bloody rebellion and you’re naming him the most Extra name you could possibly give him. you better hope silver hair is recessive because what the fuck am i gonna do with my kids like this brunet is mine his name is rob and this silver-haired fuck is goddamn AEGON, that’s not suspicious at all.
lyanna:
ned: i’m renaming him the westeros equivalent of john smith
Aries: “Of thunder, in my ears.”
Taurus: “The greatest beauty earth can offer;”
Gemini: “—I have a childlike heart”
Cancer: “soft as she is”
Leo: “I desire and I crave.”
Virgo: “—I conversed with you in a dream”
Libra: “the brightness and beauty of the sun.”
Scorpio: “You burn me.”
Sagittarius: “But all is to be dared,”
Capricorn: “bittersweet, undefeated creature–”
Aquarius: “Softer than rainfall at twilight,”
Pisces: “What means this passionate grief,—”
me: [says something innocuous]
friend: [stops responding]
me: i did it. by pure chance, i managed to unlock the Most Offensive Phrase in the world. with one sentence i offended them, their family, their entire way of life. ours was a good friendship but it’s over now because they’re never ever going to speak to me again. i am a Disaster and i Must Be Stopped.
tumblr’s “your fav is problematic so I must VOW TO HATE THEM FROM NOW UNTIL ETERNITY” culture
tumblr’s "I am not even 1% problematic” culture
tumblr’s “wow look the media is so biased and puts so much spin on everything and we are angels who don’t spin at all! we are beacons of unbiased knowledge!” culture
tumblr’s “wow this person is so wrong so I MUST SEND THEM TWELVE THOUSAND ANONYMOUS MESSAGES TELLING THEM TO DELETE AND DIE” culture
tumblr’s “THIS PERSON IS THE BEST PERSON EVER THEY ARE OUR QUEEN OUR KING OUR SAVIOR AND CAN DO NO WRONG” culture
tumblr’s inability to see things in not black and white
tumblr’s inability to recognize that people can change and grow–moreover, their inability to acknowledge change and growth as legitimate
tumblr’s inability to perceive complexity
sometimes I have seasonal allergies when the weather changes dramatically
me @ my favorite female character: look at this knife-edged survivor, this dragon writhing among the stars. my terrible angel. she should be the god-empress of a universe with a fleet at her back.
me @ my favorite male character: somebody punch him in the nose
persephone's corner 