about me – Pagina 70 – persephone's corner

angryinterrobang:

“Do you like that show?”

“I certainly enjoy the self indulgent version of it I wrote in my head after it began to disappoint me.”

moonstoneandjasmine:

@his-beloved-mrs-mikaelson 😉

This is weirdly accurate and I relate so much with that frog 😂😂😂

patrickat:

out-there-on-the-maroon:

wsswatson:

skygosh:

wsswatson:

i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people

what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day. like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.

i would enjoy that immensely

there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment

This is how low-tier supervillains start.

“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be an asshole.”

tsunflowers:

reblog if you don’t lift but you still have strong muscles from carrying the weight of your sins

jigglypuffsvevo:

i sing a lot for someone who can’t sing

ghostthinxx:

I’m such a slut for ships that i know that not gonna happen but i still ship it with every fiber of me.

me: *obtains minor interest in thing*
minor interest in thing: *bursts through the doors to my brain* my city now

islndquxxn:

studentmadeofmelanin:

The struggle is real

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 automatically assumed as the nerd of the friend group.

krusca:

lol there are soulmates and then there are saltmates where u and another person have an unbreakable bond by being salty abt the same things

after watching a life-ruining anime: what the fuck WHAT THE FUCK. WAS THAT. WHAT TH E FUCK WAS THAT. WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED. THAT SHITS FUCKED UP. IM FUCKED UP
talking to friend on skype: hey theres this really cool anime you gotta watch youre gonna love it