y’all: how original…. a smirking, tall, extremely attractive love interest that the main character hates even though there’s an insane amount of sexual tension…….. how cliche……
me: *stuffing all my favorite smirking, tall, extremely attractive love interests that the main character hates even though there’s an insane amount of sexual tension under my bed* yeah….. ha ha….. how cliche…… i hate that
Never realized how similar the Grinch was to the Phantom until now.
@cyrodiil-phantom I noticed the similarity about 2 years ago… you can see @muirin007s art of Erik going through a book ending with “loathe entirely” XD
I have finally reached the age of most young adult protagonists yet my life is still uneventful??? where is my cool story??? my cool talents??? @ universe I’m pissed
Me while reading: Noooo! My poor sweet babies! AUTHOR, WHY MUST YOU TORMENT YOUR CHARACTERS SO?
Me while writing: This character has been orphaned, whipped, sentenced to death, thrown overboard by pirates, captured by enemy soldiers, near-fatally poisoned, put on trial for his life before an angry mob, tortured in front of his best friend, and thrown into prison again.
Me while writing: …
Me while writing: Let’s stab him.
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.