me, a writer: omg somebody write this
Tag: about me
Just be yourself.
When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I bought all the stuff I wanted as a child and spend most of my time playing video games.
i just choked
me: *takes a deep breath*
me: i lo-
anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love the phantom of the opera, we know, you love the phantom of the opera so much, it’s the light of your life, you love it so much, you just love the phantom of the opera, we KNOW, you love the phantom of the opera you fucking love the phantom of the opera ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. WE GET IT.
terrifying monstrosity: who could possibly love me when I am a terrifying monstrosity
me, stretched out on the table in front of them with a rose between my teeth: well
me: how am i single
me: *emotionally detached, picky af, doesn’t go out at all, has disgusting habits, too shy to talk to anyone they find cute, etc.*
me: how am i single
otome games let you live out your wildest fantasies. for example, in mystic messenger you can have a group of friends who care about you
Being A Gryffindor Would Include…
Slytherin | Ravenclaw | Hufflepuff
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- Getting weirdly happy every time you walk into the common room because its so damn cosy
- Snuggling up next to the fire with a book and not even caring how cliche it is
- Going absolutely insane every time a quidditch game comes around
- Not even because you love quidditch but just because it’s kind of a gryffindor tradition
- after-quidditch parties even when you lose
- raising your butterbeer “TO LOSING”
- Loving the view from your dorm room
- “look how pretty the forest it!”
- “Yeah we know you show us literally every single day”
- Being best friends with literally every gyff in your year
- “Who’s your best friend?”
- “Who isn’t my best friend?”
- Practically dying every time you have to walk all the way to the gryffindor tower
- “Can you carry me”
- “no”
- “Please I’m dying”
- Becoming best friends with McGonogall because she’s awesome
- Her trying not to smile every time you turn up at her office for tea although you can see her eyes twinkling
- Being by far the loudest table in the great hall
- Gryffindor PRIDE
me as a superhero
bad guy: its so cute how u think u can stop me
me: [blushes] r-really..?
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