Honestly I think the phantom of the opera was such a good villain because he’s so relatable. I too would lock myself away in my bedroom, demand ridiculous amounts of money, and use my unhealthy obsessions to unsuccessfully seduce someone I have the hots for

‘are you decent?’ not morally, but im wearing pants, if thats what youre asking

Me watching my favorite character: OH MY GOD LOOK AT THEM! THEY ARE SO PERFECT, SO GOOD, A CINNAMON BUN TOO PURE FOR THIS WORLD!
Favorite Character: *kills 10 people*
Favorite Character: *robs a bank*
Favorite Character: *cheats the innocent*
Me: *looks around nervously and whispers* Too Pure

I am rarely bored alone; I am often bored in groups and crowds.

Laurie Helgoe, Introvert Power: Why Your Inner Life Is Your Hidden Strength (via fyp-psychology)

me: *displays affection by giving you links to posts i think are relevant to your interests*

me, a fanfic writer: *touches my new fav character’s face* *whispers* I’m gonna get you laid

unplucked:

when you go back to daydreaming after having been interrupted and your brain does a previously on of your fantasy

wordscanbeenough:

seduce me with your book collection

hijerking:

being in an active group chat like

aria-jane-cherry:

Aunt Josephine jumped out of a window, faked her own death and went to live in a cave for the rest of her life to avoid confrontation, and honestly same