“i would’ve liked it if it wasn’t a musical” i’m sorry god made u without music in ur heart and choreographed dance numbers in ur soul
Tag: about me
you: aww did you just get a cute text from your boyfriend?
me, holding back tears as I smile down at my phone: no, nasa just found 3 earth-sized potentially habitable exoplanets around a single star.
Me: no worries!
Narrator: she had several worries
Don’t date Nice Guys. Date Evil Guys. Date guys who revel in the darkness of the night. Date guys who are monsters and loving it. Date guys who wear their villainy like it’s a fashion statement. Date guys who treat you like a gentleman but are merciless towards enemies. Date guys who come to the party with a melodramatic and terrifying entrance. Date guys who use smoke and mirrors and candlelight to ensnare their victims. Date guys with diabolical master plans about world domination.
five star goodreads review: great book! really liked it 🙂
one star goodreads review: okay, here is the beginning of a 50,000 word essay why this book is the worst piece of literature in the world. we begin with chapter one, the novel opens
i want to die like satine in moulin rouge: being applauded, covered in petals, and in the arms of ewan mcgregor
Food delivery is a combination of my three favorite things:
1. Food
2. Not moving
3. Avoiding people
tag yourself valentines edition
why am i literally all of them
friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
me: can i have some
Person: Your favorite characters reflect who you are inside
Me: *sweats nervously*
persephone's corner 