Problems:

I want this story to be written

I don’t want this story to be written by anyone but me

I don’t want to write this story

Tagged by @purestheartslove, thank you! ♥

Rules: list your five OTPs from five different fandoms.

Klaroline (the Vampire Diaries)
Erik x Christine (the Phantom of the Opera)
Feysand (ACOTAR series)
Sheldon x Penny (the Big Bang Theory)
Killian x Emma (Once Upon a Time)

Tagging: @moonstoneandjasmine, @ravenclairee, @arrenemris, @alexielmihawk, @austennerdita2533, @accidental-rambler

nervouspizzaman:

Native english speakers will never know the joy of purposely talking terrible english in your native accent

I reject your reality, and substitute it with one in which my OTP gets together and gets married and has babies and grows old together.

me @ my favorite female character: look at this knife-edged survivor, this dragon writhing among the stars. my terrible angel. she should be the god-empress of a universe with a fleet at her back.
me @ my favorite male character: somebody punch him in the nose

ao3tagoftheday:

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: You, I’d wager

@moonstoneandjasmine 😂😂😂

wants to travel the world but has like 3 dollars

tonysperkins-moved:

so you’ve fallen in love with an under appreciated actor with a terrible filmography: a memoir

warmbun:

me: *wailing dramatically while wandering the halls of my dark mansion in a long black chiffon dressing gown with a black feather trim that trails behind me about a foot over a simple and elegant black silk slip dress, holding a fully lit candelabra and leaving a trail of wax drippings on my hardwood floors*

my spouse: *turns on the hall light* we fucking talked about this

humoristics:

waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper