fashionably late? more like anxiously early
Tag: about me
*wakes up from a nap angry and not knowing what day it is*
Me: Creating a story in my head and trying to write it down.
where is the lie. this is the truthiest truth ever
Perfect gif is perfect
Me: I should do something with my life
Me: *opens tumblr*
*narrator voice* And here we see the bibliophile, asleep in a pile of books, her natural habitat. If we’re lucky, we may see her finish one and cry.
When a ship you don’t like gets together
me stepping into adulthood
dropping a chandelier in the middle of an opera because someone sat in my unassigned assigned seat is the level of pettiness i aspire to achieve
i hate seeing people i know in public like why can’t everyone else just stay home
My friend who lives in a different time zone: I kinda feel like you should be in bed
Me: Let’s make one thing perfectly clear… I should definitely be in bed. But these fics aren’t going to read themselves, now are they?

