fashionably late? more like anxiously early

*wakes up from a nap angry and not knowing what day it is*

labelleizzy:

trinitywings:

Me: Creating a story in my head and trying to write it down.

where is the lie. this is the truthiest truth ever

Perfect gif is perfect

Me: I should do something with my life
Me: *opens tumblr*

thevelvetpelican:

*narrator voice* And here we see the bibliophile, asleep in a pile of books, her natural habitat. If we’re lucky, we may see her finish one and cry.

When a ship you don’t like gets together

themarvellousmagnusbane:

supercanaries:

me stepping into adulthood

liamdarlinstewart:

dropping a chandelier in the middle of an opera because someone sat in my unassigned assigned seat is the level of pettiness i aspire to achieve

benoisttt:

i hate seeing people i know in public like why can’t everyone else just stay home

My friend who lives in a different time zone: I kinda feel like you should be in bed

Me: Let’s make one thing perfectly clear… I should definitely be in bed. But these fics aren’t going to read themselves, now are they?