Me: we might find the required activity annoying or unpleasant but it is vastly less unpleasant than the ramifications of failing to perform said activity
my brain: we’re not gonna do it
me: literally you are not understanding, failure to do this very small although annoying task will ruin us and –
my brain, slamming pots and pans together: WE ARE NOT GONNA DO IT

getting emotional over fictional couples was not how i envisioned my adult life

You wake up in Eriks house and have his mask in your hand. You have no clue how or why you go there. What do you do?

phantom-of-the-keurig:

Easy, I immediately place the mask on my own face and complete my dream of becoming the phantom.

I then forcibly kick Erik from his underground home and reclaim it as mine.

I am the Opera Ghost now. I live a happy life locked away in complete solitude and occasionally haunt the good folks of the opera house.

Phone: *rings*
Phone: *rings*
Phone: *rings*
Phone: …
Me: well thank god THAT’S over

moonstoneandjasmine:

kinesisboomer:

kinesisboomer:

When that friend is a wild card with headcanons and you don’t know if they’re about to share angst or fluff

@his-beloved-mrs-mikaelson

superbooked:

printedwordsonuncutpages:

I love how book lovers reward themselves with finishing a book by buying more books.

Sometimes we don’t even finish before buying more. We tend to congratulate our selves for buying books by buying more books.

fluffybunnybadass:

#not seeing your friends in a while like (via somniumaddiction)

virgoassbitch:

My kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao

me: is it weird to talk to yourself?
me: no

halfhardtorock:

zoewashburne:

jewishkarkat:

are u the “i gotta to save everyone” protagonist or the “i did not sign up for this shit” protagonist

#like i did not sign up for this shit but i’m gotta save everyone but i’m gonna be really bitter about doing it