do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them
“probably”
“We have to go back”
you are the first person to add a comment to this that wasnt doctor who and it made me smile too bless your soul
me (two days into spring): do you remember the good old days when all the bugs were in hell where they belong
me: [says something innocuous]
friend: [stops responding]
me: i did it. by pure chance, i managed to unlock the Most Offensive Phrase in the world. with one sentence i offended them, their family, their entire way of life. ours was a good friendship but it’s over now because they’re never ever going to speak to me again. i am a Disaster and i Must Be Stopped.
Can I just pull a “Phantom of the Opera” and disappear into my basement for six months to finish my fics?
me as a villain fan: This character is a fascinating and complex individual, whose complexity makes them sympathetic even while the evil things they have done can never be excused, and whose story provides an intriguing opportunity to explore the dark side of the human psyche.
also me as a villain fan: This is my smol fluffy murder child. They’re such a piece of shit, isn’t it magnificent? Aww, look, they’re still covered in somebody’s arterial spray.
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