Things it has become clear to me most fic writers want in their actual lives, based on what they include in their writing (myself included):

sleep

coffee

someone to make them breakfast food

caught in that struggle between wanting to marathon book series, marathon tv shows, or marathon movie series, and getting nothing done instead

English is not my native language.

oneking-onecrown:

So everytime I type something wrong or use the wrong word or the wrong tempus or grammar etc. I always get paranoid that someone who has english as their native language, will read what I wrote and spot all the mistakes I made and think, “Is she stupid or something?” or “Daamn, her english is horrible, I am never going to speak to her”.

averagefairy:

if you acknowledge anyone else as spiderman other than tobey mcguire you’re disrespectful and i don’t wanna be friends

pevach:

“i hate severus snape” i say. there are gasps. “bUT SnAPE WAs A GOOD!!!111!!1!” you cry. “HE LoVED LiLLY!!1!!” but i ignore you. i continue hating severus snape. you fall to the ground, clutching your chest in pain. i ignore you, continuing on my way, supporting healthy and happy relationships as i go

Me, alone in my bedroom: yOuR hAnD aT tHe LeVeL oF yOuR eYeS – at the level of your eyes – at tHE LEVEL OF YOUR – track down this murderer he must be found – track down this murderer he MUST BE FOUND – HUNT OUT THIS ANIMAL WHO RUNS TO GROUND – TOO LONG HE’S PREYED ON US! BUT NOW WE KNOW THE PHANTOM OF THE – PHANTOM OF THE – phantom of tHE OP-ER-A IS HERE, DEEEP DOOOWN -(he’s here, the phantom of the opera!)HE’S HERE, THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERAAA (dun-dun-dun-dun-dun) have you GORGED yourself at LAST in your LUST for BLOOOD? (DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN) AM I NOW TO BE PREEEY…TO YOUR LUST FOR FLEEESH?! that fate which condemns me…to wallow in blood…has also denied me…the joooys of the flesh……dIS FACE, THE INFECTION WHICH POISONS OOOUR LOOOVE (*gross sobbing*)