ferociouslys:

someone: why do you read so much soulmate shit it’s cheesy 

me internally: uhh probably because i’m obsessed with the idea of unconditional love and someone who won’t abandon me. the idea that i am destined for love and therefore inherently lovable means more to me than i can express with words, and compounded with the idea of someone who will love me forever, the concept of soulmates truly appeal to the (large) part of me that makes me feel that i’m going to die alone

me aloud: i just think it’s neat

You’ve heard about Mom Friend and Dad Friend, now get ready for….

jidashia:

Grandpa Friend™:

– almost always grumpy
– bad at showing affection but cares about their friends a lot
– “what did you say?”, “Sorry i didn’t hear that, can you repeat it?”
– often reminisces about their youth (even though they’re probably only in their twenties. Alternatively: “kids these days…”)
– too old for this shit (see above)
– totally not down with the youth
– bad back (and everything else hurts too)
– likes to complain