If your birthday was on July 24, your birthday would be 24/7

me: i think i like this character

character: dies

me: ok you know what? fuck this. i dont deserve this. do you know who i am? im a good person. i havent done anyone wrogn in my life. i dont deserve to go through this. i dont deserve this. i dont deserv

sweetncthings:

hexygen:

which are u: wine mom, beer dad, or vodka aunt

im an orange juice grandma

klausgoldsteins:

post-faktisch:

If traveling was free you would never see me again.

@persephonesdarkness

ACTUALLY YOU WOULD SEE ME ALL THE TIME ❤

marisaauntmay:

mmm the most Unrealistic part of spiderman: homecoming was peter parker having his phone’s volume up so high like uhhhh hate to break it to you marvel but no one under the age of 25 has had their phone on anything other than vibrate/silent since 2010

would date themselves if they could

trueastrology:

taurus, leo, virgo, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius

lysun-extrawurst:

starfishfaerie:

joyceanfartboner:

profsycamore:

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”

Flesh transfusion and formless mind lol @mitchimightbe whatchu get?

Ultraviolet vision & Temporal guardianship. I might draw this omg
@enalizarine please click on this link too

death empowerment and humility empowerment. how are these even related

prostitourettes:

person: how are you
me: *checks my mood ring* im normal & nervous

stormswithskin:

me, constantly: wanna go get coffee

phrases:

I’m like 105% tired.