Me, doing chores: Plotting story ideas and wanting to write
Me, eating a meal: Plotting story ideas and wanting to write
Me, doing anything else: Plotting story ideas and wanting to write
Me, opening a Word document to write: what is plot?? ideas, nope, don’t have those. words aren’t real.

Me, rapidly looking back and forth while raising and lowering my voice several octaves: Why have you brought me he- Don’t take me back there! We must retur- He’ll kill me! His eyes will find me th- Christine don’t say that! Those eyes that bur- Don’t even think it! And if he has to kill a thousand men- Forget this waking nightmare! The phantom of the opera will kill and kill again! My god- my god who is this man? Who hunts to kill- this mask of death! I can’t escape from h- who’s is this voice you hea- I never wi- with every breath! And in the labyrinth where night is blind, the phaaaaa ntom of the opera is here, inside my mIND! THERE IS NO P HANTOM OF THE OPERA!R A O U L I’VE BEEN THERE!