about me – Pagina 37 – persephone's corner

elizabitchtaylor:

When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her “Why aren’t you married yet?” and she’d reply “Just lucky, I guess” which I think is one of the best things I have ever heard

justin-taylor:

#four horsemen of the apocalypse: relatable version

shezgay:

occupation: very sleepy girl

steffanao:

Italian pride is drinking hot coffee and eating croissants even if outside it’s 30ºc or more

some WASPy ‘wellness blogger’: CARBS ARE EVIL! Be healthy, cut bread out of your diet

me, an italian person, eats pasta five times a week and bread with every meal: can’t relate!

She generally gave herself very good advice (though she very seldom followed it).

Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

(via wordsnquotes)

screamingiminlovewithyou:

i’m sorry. i can’t come to the phone right now? why? oh. cause i hate talking on the phone please text me instead.

your-casual-langblr:

some language textbook: learn those simple phrases to be able to converse with native speakers of your target language 🙂

me: i refuse to open my mouth unless i master the subjunctive and recognise all regional accents

arianagrandes:

#me trying to convince someone i can quit whatever i’m obsessed with

ask-oncies-jizz:

friend: i’ll always listen if you ever want to talk about your problems, no matter what

me, securing a brand new set of locks to the entrance door of my Isolation Tower: thats so nice of you