Unknown number: *calls me*
Me (while staring down at my phone): can you please not do that
Tag: about me
it’s only monday and i’m about 98% done with this week
life goal: be a cute grandma
if u can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what u just said then we can’t be friends
#same
are you the person that kills the spider, makes someone else kill the spider, or catches and releases the spider outside
Mood.
shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.
sorry i wasn’t ignoring you i was just watching 6 seasons and 47 episodes of this new show i found
“it’s been a long ass fucking week”
-me, on tuesday
persephone's corner 