me every time i go swimming: what if I was a mermaid

no longer going to pursue a career! id like to be a rock. thanks

I thought my twenties would be a lot more exciting than me legitimately considering whether 4:30PM is too early to go to bed

signs that don’t fuckin Do anything

koi–strology:

Taurus, Cancer, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces

glenn-rhee:

idealistic me: i love slowburn

logical but dramatic me: every second these two characters aren’t together i feel myself edging closer and closer to death

me before showering: i don’t want to shower
me once in the shower: i live here now

nzagul:

there are only two genders: monster fuckers and cowards

klausgoldsteins:

heyneon:

i had a restful sleep

@persephonesdarkness

roxylalondes:

when you forget about an oc for an extended period of time

what-grace-has-forgiveness:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

Officer, my internet history will prove I was reading gay porn at the time of the murder