I’m 26 and I STILL get 3+ giant pimples everytime my period is about to start like after all this time can’t you find another way of warning me ya bitch

when I die, I want jk rowling to lower me into my grave so she can let me down one last time.

Hello! How are you?

4a0000-deactivated20180901:

moving from one crisis to another as elegantly as I can

woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain
man: oh that’s so sweet, i–
woman: i’ve adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.

bpdlils:

my look today is inspired by sleep deprivation and anxiety

punkitus:

tardisesandtitans:

iwilltrytobereasonable:

dpdgrantaire:

does anyone else ever have a meltdown in one chat window and a totally normal conversation in another

It’s nice that modern technology allows compartmentalization to become so very literal.

YES

advanced level is when youre having a normal conversation in one app and a breakdown in another and both convos are with the same person

getting up at 6 am by choice: wow what a beautiful sunrise! the house is so peaceful and quiet. i feel really tired but i don’t have to do anything but just sit here and enjoy the morning. what a pleasant feeling
getting up at 6 am because you have to: these covers draped upon my mortal coil have become the dirt above my casket. my corpse refuses to unsettle the earth to rise from its grave. i have been dead for centuries and have no intentions to assimilate once more into the tragic world of the living

character: *is a selfish asshole. piece of shit and accepts it. is corrupted and evil. does terrible things despite having some light in them, but refuses to change. loves the darkness*
other character: *too good for this world. wants to help people and be kind. filled with light. compassionate. amazing. pure.*
me: ok. but like, what if they dated?