“You look familiar” lol shut up I’m always at home

“But why do you ship a hero with the villain??! Its so problema-“

“For the angst Karen. I need some drama before they fuck. It aint that deep.“

would you rather explore…

paper-mario-wiki:

ancient ruins or a dead mall

deep space or the deep ocean

a fully automated candy factory or an artisan wood carver’s cabin

the past or the future

a perfectly kept greenhouse or a densely packed pine tree forest

rae-being-naughty:

Me missing a friend: *visits their blog*

best friend: [appears in my field of vision]
me [inside]: my favorite human has arrived. They are cute and smart and my favorite. I must greet them in a manner indicative of my appreciation for their existence.
me: hey nerd

me: maybe… I do… want to be in a relationship… perhaps… that would be… nice… possibly
me @ myself, immediately: what the fuck is this? a nicholas sparks novel? shut up

boy: do you have any fantasies 😉
me: haha yeah so it’s the 1300s and i’m a scribe who has discovered copies of ancient texts that are lost to us today,