it is COLD i do NOT want to get out of bed, i wish to REMAIN in my hedonistic slothful blanket nest and NEVER leave
Tag: about me

I really could go for… a cup of coffee… a sense of purpose… maybe $20,000… idk I’m just thinking out loud
Sexuality: hot vampires covered in blood
ummm the world is scary and I’m too sensitive for it
Me: *Goes through ao3 tag*
Me: *Reaches the end*
Me: *Goes through ao3 tag with lower standards*
use this generator in order to find out what kind of hogwarts professor you would be!
me, single, dishing out relationship advice
My dream is to live in a cabin by a lake in the rainy mountains, where I can look outside and see fog drifting silently over the water…but it’s got to have high-speed internet too, or I would die.
someone: shows interest in me
me:


