Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day
Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

Fic tag: slow burn

Me, cracking my knuckles: not if you read it fast enough

inthearmsofathief:

the one thing all of us writers have in common is that none of us are fucking writing

What Fanfic Writers Are Like

Readers: We’d really like an update.
Writers: Yeah me too.

goldiesugar:

if I’m not sitting in pretty lingerie with a glass of champagne in a foreign place in the next 5 years I’ve failed

Friend: Yeah, I’m not really a book person.
Me with blood shot eyes from crying and lack of sleep, empty wallet from buying books and paying overdue library book fees, aching body from constantly being in an uncomfortable reading position, emotionally drained from reading that heartbreaking scene, overwhelmed from the mountain of books on my TBR: You poor unfortunate soul.

inthearmsofathief:

i made this instead of writing

blackpoeticinjustice:

Ugly Privilege is being the ‘relationship expert’ when your friends are going through relationship issues and you got no experience with romantic relationships

joey-wheeler-official:

richietoaster:

Are you a “can’t write dialogue” writer or a “can’t describe anything” writer

I can’t do a fucking thing my guy

car chase scenes in movies: don’t let him get away! follow the 98 sonata!!!
me, who literally only tells cars apart by colours: the what