See me travel down fifty flights of stairs and across an entire lake in the Paris catacombs to get dicked down by the Phantom Of The Opera
Tag: about me
kink: people with kind hearts and good intentions
hello I’m looking for a job where I can apply all the harry potter knowledge that I’ve acquired during my whole life
preparing for reading this fic like it’s a romantic evening in, I’m making a special meal in the actual oven and I’m gonna wear my favourite outfit (my pyjamas) and dim the lights and put on music I might even pour a glass of wine
someone’s getting laid this evening and it’s my favourite fictional character
me: *avoids and simply ignores all responsibilities* minimalism
tag yourself space objs
🌟star: smol, very sweet, shy, glasses, pink and purple pastels, no make up, loves sunny and warm days, a cat person, has a diary, doesn’t need a lot of friends, introvert, a good listener, cuddles, smells like vanilla, gets up early, supports lgbt a lot, looks at the stars before going to bed.
✨galaxy: overreacts, extra but sweet, people usually think bad of them but like when they start talking, very supportive, will keep u safe, facebook and twitter, english breakfast tea, high heels, make up artist, sarcastic, smile only to their loves ones, honest, has an instagram feed.
🌕moon: sleepy, doesn’t like school, memes and tumblr, looks smol but will fight you, 80s, meme master, coffee all the time, doesn’t party, headphones music only, tea and cookies, goes to sleep early but always feels tired, studying is not necessary, eats a lot.
🌍planet: sweet, animals are better than people, a dreamer, draws well, offers their help to everyone, a comforter, will buy you food and won’t ask the money back, borrows stuff, not very picky, wants to travel, will save the world.
💫universe: changes hairstyles daily, macbook and iphone, has money, reads horoscopes, laughs loudly, tea master, wears make up at home ‘cause too lazy to remove it, has two friends but loves them more than anything else, probably queer, lo-fi pop music, photography.
someone: hey how are u?
me, in the same exact tone and rhythm as the penguins of madagascar: lonely and touch starved, boys. lonely and touch starved
Me @ Everyone
Me: You’re so cute. Just so cute. *cup fictional character’s face with my hands* You must be protected at all costs.
Fictional character: …I’m a trained assassin.
au where i write something and actually finish it