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For Beatrice – A Series of Unfortunate Events (dedications, pt. v/xiv)

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A Series of Unfortunate Events — Dedications

My name is Lemony Snicket. It is my solemn duty to bring to light the sorry history of the Baudelaire children as it happened so many years ago. But you in the audience have no such obligation, and I would advise all our viewers to turn away immediately and watch something more pleasant instead.

credncebarebone:

look away

diablodancer:

It is very useful, whether one is young or in late middle-age, to know the difference between ‘literally’ and ‘figuratively’

vanessayves:

To Beatrice— // Lemony Snicket,

The Bad Beginning

ravenclairee:

So let me understand this. You are my new assistant, sent to me even
though I didn’t ask for one, by the Scientific Society Seeking to Soothe
Stress and Suffering. Yes. “SSSSSS” for short.

ravenclairee:

Every cent of the Baudelaire fortune is locked up until Violet comes of age. Which one is Violet? The eldest. All right, then.

shimmeringmisfortune:

Letters to Beatrice #1-4 A Series Of Unfortunate Events (2017)