@catholic followers: can we please relish the fact that apparently the trump’s family idea of ‘appropriate outfit to wear when meeting the pope’ turned out to be ‘have watched too many sophia loren films and subsequently dressed up for a funeral in southern italy sometime around 1965’, because i’ve been snickering since this morning and still can’t stop
for visual reference:
someone on facebook photoshopped this picture to look like an ad for a funeral business and i am LIVING!
please everyone tag yourself i am the pope
look there’s ppl saying that’s vatican dress code protocol but i can guarantee that it’s NOT, they’re just cosplaying mid 20th century italian villagers in mourning!
seriously that protocol stopped being enforced in the 80s (americans just haven’t gotten the memo, michele also wore black + veil but her faces were much less unfortunate) and nowadays if u dress like that for a vatican state visit NOT ONLY you’re not gonna get any points but u WILL be mocked. case in point: me
looks like the old rich sicilian grandfather died and his second wife, younger and pretty, is trying to hard to look sad when she’s actually just happy because she’ll get his money, her daughter isn’t even trying to look sad, because she’s the one who killed him, his brother, who was having an affair with the now widow, is smiling at relatives to greet them, but he’s actually the only sad one. the pope knows what has happened but can’t say anything, he’ll insert some phrases that will scare the murderer in the sermon tho.
i can get on board with ivanka as the killer.was it a mafia death? this is the only mafia AU i could actually get behind
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